Good satire from The Onion, on how Clinton has already planned another book after What Happened fails, blaming everyone else of course for the failure.
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Saying it would provide a candid account of her
experiences writing an unsuccessful tell-all, sources confirmed Thursday
that Hillary Clinton is already working on a follow-up book casting
blame for the failures of her previous memoir What Happened.
“From my agent negotiating that underwhelming deal with Simon &
Schuster, to the graphic designer’s lackluster cover art, to my
so-called supporters who couldn’t be bothered to drop $17.99 for the
hardcover copy—everyone had a hand in undermining my last book’s
success,” reads a passage from the introduction to Clinton’s What Also Happened,
which repeatedly decries her prior book’s “indecipherable” font and
dedicates an entire chapter to lashing out at her copy editor for making
her look like “an idiot third-grader.” “I’ll never forget how Amazon
buried me and how Barnes & Noble completely sabotaged me by
displaying my book way in the back in that no man’s land by the CDs.
Frankly, it’s obvious I got screwed on all sides.” Accusing them of
stealing her spotlight, the book reportedly concludes with a long list
of every other celebrity who published a memoir in the past year.
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