Saturday, September 8, 2012

Maher's monlologue this week

His opening jokes this week were as usual funny and accurate. A few of my favorites:

On the Democrat convention: "Usually when liberals are this fired up it's because Republicans said something stupid about vaginas." Comparing Romney's speech with the President, First Lady and Clinton's speech: "It's like watching an armless guy painting with his ass." On Clinton's speech and how it devastated the GOP lies he quipped that Todd Aiken said "it qualified as legitimate rape." The GOP were so upset they countered: "No fair, not everyone has an ex-President who can speak." On Clinton pointing out arithmetic being beyond the GOP he said that was not fair to Sarah Palin, since "one thing that family can do is multiply." On John Kerry criticizing Palin, Palin ignorantly and humorously insulted herself by responding: "I think he diminished himself by even mentioning my name."

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