Monday, February 26, 2018
US General thinks Jesus is Rambo
At first I thought this was an Onion piece but it is frighteningly real. Retired Lieutenant General William Boykin has said that Jesus will return carrying at assault rifle leading a mighty Army in the second coming. And Jesus was directly responsible for the US 2nd Amendment. Jesus was also "ripped, tough, strong man’s man with big, bulging biceps, big ole veins popping out of his arms, thin waist, strong shoulders,’ who smelled bad!” Jesus f___ing Christ indeed.