Let Republicans in your vagina

This video from Funny or Die exposes conservative hypocrisy about claiming they want government out of our lives, except when it comes to when they don't. They desperately want control over the vagina, what with women demanding sexual satisfaction these days. Can't they just be happy with reading or talking on the phone or something while we get off in 30 seconds so they can get pregnant, stay at home and stay out of public life where they'll make more demands, like birth control and preventive health care?