1. British Dialect. a person who gapes or stares in wonder, especially a rustic or unworldly person who is easily awed.
2. British Dialect. a daydream or reverie.
Which reminds me of the gapeseeds that are awed by Wilber, especially those that due to lack of philosophical study or sophistication take Wilber's pronouncements as definitively authoritative.
I've heretofore called the phenomenon kennilingus, with those so enraptured as kennilinguists. Playing off this new word though, in light of the delicate sensibilities of those so named, perhaps another name like vapeneed to indicate how one so afflicted has a dysfunctional need to have this model to contexualize Everything? Kenneed is another more indicative of this most paramount of needs. Although Kenseed works too, given one so afflicted must swallow Ken's seed, so to speak.