10 reasons to vote Republican

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1. You are a bigot
2. You like eating, drinking and breathing poison
3. You think the rich don't have enough money
4. You don't support our veterans
5. You like big deficits

6. You don't believe in free speech
7. You like big government
8. You want government to hurt people, but not help them
9. You are greedy, short sighted and rich   
10. You like torture