Dump is the laziest Presidunce ever

See, Dump really is the best at something. He's taken more vacation days in his first year of the Presiduncy than any other President. And not only that, those vacations are at his owned properties, so the Secret Service and staff use up our tax dollars to pay for those vacations while Dump profits on them. So he's not only the laziest but also the greediest Presidunce ever.