White House Says It Is Unpatriotic to Offer Irrefutable Video Evidence That a General Lied
By Andy Borowitz
“It
is unpatriotic enough to accuse a four-star general of lying,” Sanders
told the White House press corps. “But to make available a video that
proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that that general lied is unpatriotic
bordering on treasonous.”
Warming to her
subject, Sanders said that any American who sees undeniable video
evidence that a general lied and chooses to believe the video “shows
disrespect for our country and hatred for our flag.”
“General
Kelly has served our country with courage and valor,” she said. “He has
earned the right to lie without fear of being contradicted by the
facts.”
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