Friday, April 3, 2015

The Obama anger translator

See this piece, which takes what the President said in his Iran deal speech and offers a translation of what he really meant. Some samples:

“All of those folks who say they don’t want Iran to have nukes? They haven’t done anything. I did. You’re welcome.”

“I’m the one who got Iran to the table. I’m the one who imposed the toughest sanctions ever. I’m the one who brought Iran’s economy to its knees. Again, you’re welcome.”

“Let’s all pause to thank the Bush/Cheney administration. When we’re making a list of the messes I had to clean up, this one ranks pretty high.”



“I wonder, are Republicans ever right? I mean, really, ever? About anything? I’m starting to feel a little sorry for them.”

“Hey, Republicans, you keep saying the public is on your side. That’s true, if by ‘your side’ you mean ‘my side.’”

“Let’s hope those who are always wrong don’t screw up this once-in-a-generation opportunity.”

 

 
  

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