Slopokelogan

Here's a good real word of the day, pokelogan:

POHK-loh-guhn, noun: Northeastern U.S. marshy or stagnant water that has branched off from a stream or lake.

Example: Kennilingus is the pokelogan of postmetaphysical philosophy.

Perhaps slopokelogan would be better, since it has yet to catch up with more contemporary, transformally informed streams that are making waves in mainstream philosophy. All likely due to its remnant adherence to some backwater dualistic and metaphysical postulates, and its stagnant and tyrannical power structure, which keep it from nourishing fresh water input.