Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Safe corporate sex

Building on the last post, Darrell has a Trojan Horse strategy for dealing with capitalism. My corporate experience failed as a Trojan Horse, but my progressive ideals did work as a Trojan prophylactic in keeping my values protected while engaged in corporate intercourse.

Upon further reflection I like the metaphor of Trojan condoms becoming the Trojan Horse. Wearing the condom is like pretending to go along with the corporate agenda. It gives them the veneer of your being safe. Meanwhile, you have secretly put a pinprick hole in the condom. While you're in their corporate vagina during intercourse you can impregnate them as they writhe in ecstasy during your profitable ejaculations. We now return this broadcast to your regularly scheduled reality...

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